Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started
to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over
her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A
condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1
hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that
she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her
kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately
asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it
fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
Comment Box