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Tuesday, September 2, 2003
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected
by schools from all over the country:
- My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
execute him.
- Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
- Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32,
and also 33.
- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
- Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his hip.
- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
- Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
in the growing part.
- Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very
close veins.
- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe)
the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
- Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
- Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
don't know what size she wears.
- Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the
Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was
Sunday.
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the Marines.
- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
not breed well.
- Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
- Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best
either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her
father even got hot last night.
- Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father
is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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